green tea is yoda juice

so, i got a cold a little over a week ago. it was yucky and i was full of boogers. i managed to get some rest and take vitamins and various cold medicines and for the most part it went away. but...i still had some sinus pressure that just wouldn't go away. i told medicine man mike about it and he suggested that i drink some green tea. so, since i was at a coffee shop reading, might as well heed his advice. i ordered a green tea, put some honey in it to sweeten it up, and sipped away. and wouldn't you know it...sinus pressure is gone and has ben gone since. green tea has magical yoda powers. the tea is so powerful in fact that it kept me up until 3 in the morning. yes indeed, green tea is some wacky wacky stuff. created by yoda.